If you jotted down all of my ill-thought out comments, you could write a book entitled, Guide to Getting Punched in the Throat for Boneheads-Mad Hatter in "Death of the Mad Hatter" (Coming Soon!)

My death granted immortality.With one look, I knew he’d be my undoing…” Forgotten, book #1 of the Fate Trilogy

It is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

Never make a decision. Let someone else make it and then if it turns out to be the wrong one, you can disclaim it, and if it is the right one you can abide by it.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

I was Byron and Shakespeare formerly.

When you have an attorney giving you advice, it would be nice to know what their financial relationship is to the advice.

Let no one ever think for a moment that national debate means national division.

Each part of a great painting should in itself be a great painting.

Breathe in...inhale vapors from bright stars that shine, Breathe out...weed smoke retrace the skyline.

I played a lawyer in a movie so many times I think I am a lawyer. And clearly I'm not a lawyer, because I got arrested.