If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

The primary requisite for writing well about food is a good appetite.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.

Inconsiderate to the last, Josef Stalin, a man who never had to meet a deadline, had the bad taste to die in installments.

The world isn't going backward, if you can just stay young enough to remember what it was really like when you were really young.

The only way to write is well and how you do it is your own damn business.

Any city may have one period of magnificence, like Boston or New Orleans or San Francisco, but it takes a real one to keep renewing itself until the past is perennially forgotten.

No one is born successful, success requires preparation

Dreams of innocence are just that

The people of this country who want their laws enforced and respected, and respected by all, and who want their border secured, are not racists.

Hurricane Katrina is without question the worst natural disaster in American history.

Perpetual emotion is the past time of the undisciplined mind.

There's a need to keep the history of an artform going, parallel with the new work that's being done.

Time changes all things and cultivates even in herself an appreciation of irony, and, therefore, why shouldn't I have changed a trifle?

I have learned that the consequences of our past actions are always interesting; I have learned to view the present with a forward-looking eye.

It is through sorrow and suffering, toil and tribulation, that we gain the education that we come here to acquire and which will make us more like our Father and Mother in heaven.

I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.