If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

Bonding over illegal drugs hadn't magically solved our problems,

You just can't let life happen to you, you have to make life happen.

A happy life is made up of little things . . . a gift sent a letter written a call made a recommendation given transportation provided a cake made a book lent a check sent.

Come let us give a little time to folly ... and even in a melancholy day let us find time for an hour of pleasure.

Aging has brought me greater liberty in fiction. When I was young I was harder on myself. I wrote with an idea of absolute seriousness.

I came here as a man of visions. I was sent here as a man of visions, like a second Noah. I'm not a Noah but I'm here as a second Noah. I'm here as a red light is in the street.

I feel like as a generation, we sell ourselves short. I just expected more from us.

Good work and joyous play go hand in hand. When play stops, old age begins. Play keeps you from taking life too seriously.

If you say simply that pressures toward democracy are created by the market, I would say yes

I write constantly about everything.