If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Sages are soldiers on the war on ignorance.

the worst happens when you least expect it

What Death protects can't be harmed and baby, you're the only thing I protect - Dank, Predestined

American diplomacy is easy on the brain but hell on the feet.

Every time you opt in to kindness Make one connection, used to divide us It echoes all over the world

When I think about my new CD, the word 'joy' comes to mind. I sincerely hope that each listener will feel the earth, spirit, and aggressive creativity emanating from this album.

Music helps not the toothache.

An image can only be one element in constructing a sequence of understanding.

Being in a relationship, that's something you choose. Being friends, that's something you just are.

I am not hugely famous; I am not a name. For me, it's not the size of the role, it's the material and the people you are working with.