If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.

That's what careless words do. They make people love you a little less.

I guess forgiveness, like happiness, isn’t a final destination. You don’t one day get there and get to stay.

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.

Pop music is awesome, but I like to keep changing it up.

By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.

I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn...but the troops were dazzled!

Human happiness konsists in having what yu want, and wanting what yu have.

Who would complain if God allowed one hour of suffering in an entire lifetime of comfort? Why complain about a lifetime that includes suffering when that lifetime is a mere hour of eternity?

No man, and least of all myself, could ever disentangle the feelings that animated him.

In the spring rain, The pond and the river Have become one.