If you like easygoing monogamous men stay away from billionaires.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

I need to learn to stay away from those who want to steal my heart and replace it with steel.

I feel like nothing is impossible.

Achieving gender equality requires the engagement of women and men, girls and boys. It is everyones responsibility.

So often we talk about saving the planet, but what we really mean is to save the planet the way it is, so we can live here. So that is can sustain us.

We can never see the world other than incompletely: deliberately to see it as incomplete is to create an artistic aspect.

Youth will be served, every dog has his day, and mine has been a fine one.

Creativity involves putting your imagination to work. In a sense, creativity is applied imagination.

I cannot be subservient anywhere.

I guess I'm way too kind and generous, and a saint - if you can believe that!

But the point is to get a whole new generation of people and people in general more re-engaged in news, and this has happened a lot since September 11th of course.