If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

Impact does not obey hard work but principles.

Gratitude is medicine for a heart devastated by tragedy.  If you can only be thankful for the blue sky, then do so.

Equal rights for all special privileges for none.

It is terribly amusing how many different climates of feelings one can go through in one day.

He went in with his shuds stowing.

Hee that makes a thing too fine, breakes it.

Almost any trick can be improved by thinking through it slowlyThe first step is to not blink

They're feeding the people a line of bull, and they are spinning and people are dying.

We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.

The pain from the abuse never went away, I just embraced it to become what I am today