If you liked a book, don't meet the author

When I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it stays split.

Down these mean streets a man must go who is neither tarnished nor afraid

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.

Some are able and humane men and some are low-grade individuals with the morals of a goat, the artistic integrity of a slot machine, and the manners of a floorwalker with delusions of grandeur.

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

There are two kinds of truth; The truth that lights the way and the truth that warms the heart. The fist of these is science and the second is art.

It seemed like a nice neighborhood to have bad habits in.

The challenge of screenwriting is to say much in little and then take half of that little out and still preserve an effect of leisure and natural movement

At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable.

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.

God is writing His story on the pages of our lives.

You are created with your special features that you need to fulfill your destiny and why it is so important to accept them

The poor makes good morals. The rich always gives them way to be brain. say Bhutta

Man can never be a woman's equal in the spirit of selfless service with which nature has endowed her.

Beauty, unlike the rest of the gifts handed out at birth, does not require dedication, patience and hard work to pay off. But it's also the only gift that does not keep on giving.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

... the art of politics is to be ahead of your time--about six months will do it. Any more than that, and people forget you were there.

The difference between a helping hand and an outstretched palm is a twist of the wrist.

I'm comfortable around just about everyone.

Our opponents see an America in which every day is April 15, tax day. Well, we see an America in which every day is the Fourth of July.