If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

The beast inside me has begun to surface.

The shining forth of God’s kingdom is a sign of restoration

A coldly rationalist individualist can deny that he has any obligation to make sacrifices for the future.

The boss isn't always right, but he is the boss.

We don't back off obstacles and tough situations, we use them to make us stronger.

If you held a pistol at my head, I couldn't tell you who they're going to vote for Best Actor.

Canada has had populist movements in the past, virtually since its inception. I don't think the central Canadian elites have ever understood populism at all, particularly the Western version of it.

She was just another notch on my guitar.

I think that England made a very big, historical mistake to allow itself to become the kind of terrorist capital of the world.

I don't see it as a risk, I see it as living.