If you live long enough, you get accused of things you never did and praised for virtues you never had.

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

If you are a finger, your honesty is the hand to make your existence worth living.

Other people dream while they are asleep. I plot new book ideas.

He seemed to think that spanking soled problems instead of taking the time to talk about them.

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently

Jealousy is, I think, the worst of all faults because it makes a victim of both parties.

Disbelief in futurity loosens in a great measure the ties of morality, and may be for that reason pernicious to the peace of civil society.

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.

I am profoundly moved and persuaded by the near-death experience.

Honesty without kindness, humor, and goodheartedness can be just mean.

The leader of the past was a person who knew how to tell. The leader of the future will be a person who knows how to ask.