If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building in 13 years.

I'm racist against non-black people.

I have always, or for the most part, identified myself as a biracial person.

Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to be a hyphenate. That's a good thing.

You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.

The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and they get to participate in the comedy.

If I could just get over my issues of wanting people to like me.

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."

There is no top. You are never going to reach the top if you go for success. That way lies madness.

Technology has enormous potential to address educational needs more efficiently, help teachers improve their performance, and enrich and individualize student learning.

Morality may keep you out of jail, but it takes the blood of Jesus Christ to keep you out of hell.

There is never too much care when choosing shoes. Many women consider themselves important but the real evidence of that is on their legs.

Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.

Does G get angry because it follows F in the alphabet? Does page 68 in a book start a revolution because it follows 67?

When I left South Africa in 1960 I was 20 years old. I wanted to try to get an education, and music education was not available for me in South Africa.

I'm not too fond of the typical Australian activities or culture. I'm not into surfing.

Guy Peellaert was to Europe what Andy Warhol was to America - except Guy had more talent!

Knowledge often spoils devotion.

Even though the crime rate has dropped in recent years, the United States has more police per capita then any other nation in the world.