If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Obama cool, but he ain't sending me no free checks

All worry is atheism, because it is a want of trust in God.

The lessons we learn from the wild become the etiquette of freedom.

Whenever you're doing two things at once, you're compromising them both.

A girl never can predict who might wander into her boudoir during a bubble bath.

The door to the invisible must be visible.

I try to live my life every day in the present, and try not to turn a blind eye to injustice and need.

School would be way more tolerable if everyone wasn’t so afraid to be who they really are. And if everyone else would let them.

All of us were slowly losing that intellectual light that allows you always to tell the similar from the identical, the metaphorical from the real.

The market is the only critic that matters.