If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

A life of Wisdom must be a life of contemplation and action

Prayer is a thought, a belief, a feeling, arising within the mind of the one praying.

Anger is a violent act, envy a constant habit - no one can be always angry, but he may be always envious.

I get criticized for taking roles in films like Ghost Rider 2, but if you look at my résumé, dude, I've mixed it up as much as I can.

And I was stuck here at Warrior Freaks R Us.

If you have a great many desires, you will gradually eliminate them one by one, until you allow certain desires to dominate and the others to die away.

... it is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny.

The world goes on because of those who close their lips when they meet hostility from others.

He who knows his enemy and himself well will not be defeated easily.

Evil can never survive, though for a time it may seem to triumph. It is only a question of our endurance and patience.