If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Literature is still doing the same job that mythology did earlier, but filling in its huge cloudy shapes with sharper lights and deeper shadows.

Good things come slow, especially in distance running.

Remember that no one ever kicks a dead dog.

Great American sport. Horseshoes is a very great game. I love it.

Like I said, when you have to play against a great player every night, that defines who you are if you can compete on that same level night in and night out.

Who shall contend with time,--unvanquished time, the conqueror of conquerors and lord of desolation?

Ugh! Why can't Hell stay where it's at? Why does it always have to break loose?

Prosperity isn't defined by money alone; it encompasses time, love, success, joy, comfort, beauty, and wisdom.

I am not a pessimist; to perceive evil where it exists is, in my opinion, a form of optimism

To choose and be so adamant about this exact location just a block or two away from 9/11, again is that knife, it feels like.