If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

I said that I had heard curiosity could be harmful, in particular to cats

We all know what to do, but we don’t know how to get re-elected once we have done it.

Dream large and make yaour dreams defy the laws of gravity. Soar high and show your inner strength

Destiny is for people in books about magical swords. It's a lot of crap.

Goodness works in mysterious ways. Even in the deepest dark, you’ll find a light to shine your way through.

Angus looked at Hamish. "I hate it when Mom and Dad fight." Hamish smoothed his brother's messy hair. "Me too.

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Lost are we, and are only so far punished, That without hope we live on in desire.

If you don't feel good in it, don't wear it. Because it'll never look good. Any hesitation in the fitting room and just walk away

The motto of all the mongoose family is, "Run and find out," and Rikki-tikki was a true mongoose.