If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

The reason negative emotions burn out so very slowly in us is because we keep igniting them with old, unpleasant memories.

This is all the inheritance I give to my dear family. The religion of Christ will give them one which will make them rich indeed.

The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers.

I learned a lot I wouldn't have learned roaming the streets of Dallas.

If you're an English actor and turn up in America, they don't have an opinion about where you sit. They have no idea what auditions to send you to, so they send you to everything.

Novels do take charge of the writer, and the writer is basically a kind of sheepdog just trying to keep things on track.

Designers, stay away from corporations that want you to lie for them

It is curious how inseparable eating and kindness are with some people.

Swaraj is not a product of excitement or intoxication. Swaraj will be the natural and inevitable result of business like habits.

Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!