If you miss one class, you know it; if you miss two classes, your teacher knows it, and if you miss three classes, the audience knows it

Burn the book. It serves you once.Read the book. Serves you for a lifetime.Lend the book. It serves for generations to come.

Sometimes all you need is to forgive yourself.

Luck is my middle name, " said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad.

Nature is neutral.

Most serious writers refuse to make themselves available to the things that technology is doing. I've never been able to understand this sort of fear.

By helping others come unto Him, you will find that you have come unto Him yourself

Our torments also may in length of time Become our Elements.

Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!

I had rather men should ask why my statue is not set up, than why it is.

Theology is to religion what poisons are to food.