If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

A leader inspires others to dream more. The actions of a really good leader will show how to achieve that dream.

They say hard work never hurt anybody but I figure why take the chance.

No man likes to have his intelligence or good faith questioned, especially if he has doubts about it himself.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Generally among intelligent people are found nothing but paralytics and among men of action nothing but fools.

Prayer gives a channel to the pent-up sorrows of the soul, they flow away, and in their stead streams of sacred delight pour into the heart.

When a secret is revealed, it is the fault of the man who confided it.

If I were a Brazilian without land or money or the means to feed my children, I would be burning the rain forest too.

Anything I sing is supposed to be genuine. It's not supposed to be make-believe or I'm making something for the crowd to jump or to hold up their hands.

The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer