If you notice any of the press from when I was with the show, I would always deny it being the year 3000.

Mystery Science Theater is really a postmodern show, it's really derived of many influences.

Sometimes I go into my own little world. It's okay, they know me there.

Beanie and Cecil was the first cartoon I remember watching and I think there are analogies.

Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.

South Park started as a little video Christmas card.

A lot of the shows that really become hit shows are often demonstrated, like Mystery Science Theater.

A lot of times when I sit down with the other comics and try to talk theory, they say I'm being too serious.

But if you think you aren't creative that's cool, too. I think being around people who aren't creative is kind of refreshing and nice.

So the actual riffing came out of us just sitting there and doing it the way I think some people think we really did it, which is all spontaneously, and it really was.

Can there be anything more sad than a girl dying on the day of her first communion, in her new dress. A little bride of death...

Don’t be afraid of failures it takes courage to try new things & only those who try create History.

Religion is not a book, it is not an institution, and it is not even a person. True Religion is realization of the self.

We are not perfect. We make mistakes. We screw up but then we forgive and move forward.

Demagogues and agitators are very unpleasant, they are incidental to a free and constitutional country, and you must put up with these inconveniences or do without many important advantages.

Everyone who knows me knows that I don't have a prejudiced bone in my body.

So the effect of this Republican provision to allow doctors to be gagged from even discussing abortion with their patients is outrageous.

As knowledge increases, the verdict of yesterday must be reversed today, and in the long run the most positive authority is the least to be trusted.

In the vast majority of businesses, there is simply no such thing as “the best.”