If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Occasionally all you need is a minute of courage to break into a world of opportunity.

I moved in front of the medicine cabinet. If I looked in the mirror while I did it, it would be like watching somebody else, in a book or a play.

Where I am at, is not actually where I am at. Where I am at is merely a point on the path to where I am going.

The Pope is barely Catholic enough for some converts.

Being responsible and disciplined and healthy really matters.

Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some - or occasionally lose.

My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl.

Motors that are vulnerable to shorting out because of snow ingestion should have snow filters installed over air intakes, and spare motors should be ready to replace any failed motors.

The film [Aquarius" ] is very, very successful. We had the highest per-screen average of last week's releases.

Policies are judged by their consequences but crusades are judged by how good they make the crusaders feel.