If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.

God is nature’s anti-dote to misery.

I had no intention of entering politics, but then the force of events led me to become involved in politics.

Romanticism implies nostalgia for damaged goods.

There are occasions when the simplest and fewest words surpass in effect all the wealth of rhetorical amplification.

I do not believe in objects. I believe only in their relationships.

I'm still the same and I don't feel any different but when the elevator doors open and everybody gasps, it's an alienating feeling.

My parents are retired, basically.

Continuous coverage of the war in the Persian Gulf will resume in a moment.

Disneyland would be a world of Americans, past and present, seen through the eyes of my imagination--a place of warmth and nostalgia, of illusion and color and delight.