If you're a baseball fan and you don't know what BP is, you're working in a mine without one of those helmets with the lights on it.

Fox News is hated because they're elitists, and the worst winners television's ever seen.

I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics.

It's not about 'NBC is evil.' It's about that media structure - CBS, ABC, CNN, even some of the smaller operations are now multinationals, with these extraordinarily diverse holdings.

One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop.

A bully is fighting out of a need to dominate. And is usually unwilling to take the consequences.

Reagan's dead, and he was a lousy President.

The man who sees absolutes, where all other men see nuances and shades of meaning, is either a prophet, or a quack.

I just think if you're 44 years old and you're not smarter than you were when you were 35 years old or 25 years old, just stay in your room.

It's very tough to get yourself around the idea that there could be a mechanism being used or abused to restrict and alter the society in which we live.

You know the Art Rule: Do something that entertains/interests YOU, if you're lucky it'll do the same for others.

Live together as united people in a beautiful peaceful world.

The humanitarian is a treasure hunter seeking gems of remedy and appreciation.

They tell you the devil is in the details…what they don’t tell you is that he’s laughing maniacally.

None think the great unhappy but the great.

Fitness has always been one of the top priorities in my life because that's the way I grew up, with soccer being the sport of choice.

Within a bony labrinthean cave, Reached by the pulse of the aerial wave, This sibyl, sweet, and Mystic Sense is found, Muse, that presides o'er all the Powers of Sound.

His masculinity was only too apparent

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

In New York we have zillions of different kinds of people, many of them hate each other, but violence based on that hatred is really uncommon here.

Mountains will go into labour, and a silly little mouse will be born.