If you're a leading actor you don't work with another actor. You work with a lady.

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.

I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.

...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

It’s a lesson in life—don’t look back, you’ll trip over.

I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.

Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old.

Some men just want to watch the world burn

I've always got to have one impossible dream on the back burner.

Use the difficulties - if you can't avoid them

The first actor I ever saw was The Lone Ranger. I thought: "That's what I want to do."

The Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules - the first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

How can you possibly have an international agreement that's effective unless countries like China and India are not full participants?

I'm a devoted husband. That must strike you as totally deviant.

If your not in it you're out of it.

People of uncommon abilities generally fall into eccentricities when their sphere of life is not adequate to their abilities.

In a society of ideological believers, nothing is more ridiculous than the individual who doubts and does not conform.

My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine.

I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!

Having not had a chance to review the tape and obviously not been in the tunnel, I will take the Wenger amendment on this one for now.

In England the more horses a nobleman has, the more popular he is. So long as the English are devoted to racing, Socialism has no chance with you.