If you're a nice person and you work hard, you get to go shopping at Barneys. It's the decadent reward.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

I believe that this is the time to become warriors for peace and dialogue, not warmongers or mere worriers.

...he didn’t know when he was going to get the chance to play WoW again. And it was damn important to do his bit to save all life on Azeroth while he could.

Look inside yourself and you'll find a world of things (a world of your own experiences)worth writing about.

Men of principle are sure to be bold, but those who are bold may not always be men of principle.

America under 30 is a more non-whites place than America over 60. And we know that non-whites and whites vote differently.

I would refuse to go to a homophobic heaven.

Today three-quarters of the Palestinian people are displaced: there are 5 million Palestinian refugees throughout the world.

Midas, they say, possessed the art of old; Of turning whatsoe'er he touch'd to gold; This modern statesmen can reverse with ease - Touch them with gold, they'll turn to what you please.

Much of today's psychiatric science is based on wish, myth, and politics.

He was a 'how' thinker, not an 'if' thinker.