If you're an independent, you don't get on TV. And in the rare instances that you do get on, you get a fraction of what that very same movie would get if it came in through Fox or Viacom.

In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratuitous over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die!

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Fast Food Nation was boring and aimed at yuppies, and yuppies don't eat fast food.

I majored in Chinese Studies. I'm probably the only director of chicken Indian zombie movies who can speak pretty good Mandarin.

The dean of the American Film Institute has written that I'm one of the very few auteurs in America. I've had freedom for 40 years to create art that is totally personal and is what I believe in.

There is no way I could have ever dared to make a documentary, much less have the money to make a documentary, if it was on 16mm. But, with the magic of digital.

I would only make a movie that I believe in. If I didn't believe in it, it would be unworthy.

The person who goes to the Troma movie knows that he or she may love the Troma movie or, he or she may hate the Troma movie; but the movie goer knows that he or she will never forget the Troma movie.

Movies are art and the spirit of the movie depends on the creators.

If someone offered me a hundred million dollars to make a movie? I would first remind him that there are 850 million people in the world who don't have enough to eat.

Do not fear to give yourself a chance that will change you for the better.

Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul.

There is a thin line between attraction and repulsion

You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans.

You know, my role as Vice Chairman is a lot less tiring than playing matches every three days.

just like a murderer jumps of nowhere in an ally, love jumped out in front of us and struck us both at once

Lost love is still love.

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart.

Divine is Love and scorneth worldly pelf, And can be bought with nothing but with self.