If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.

I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don't have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct.

Sow but don't rush to gather the fruits

Asher, " she begged.His lips brushed her ear before he nipped the lobe. "I have a fever. It's for you, a ghràidh.""You make me burn.""Then we'll burn together.

When I stand and contemplate my fate and see the path along which you have led me, what's the rest of it?

I am convinced that we humans are just at the beginning of our journey, on our way to becoming something more wonderful than we can imagine.

The only place you can win a football game is on the field, the only place you can lose it is in your hearts.

You're working yourself till late at night, and sleeping crazy with deadlines - you're doing it for a reason.

I think kids in general are much more capable of understanding the idea of being transgender than adults.

A duel, a duel, a duel. Is there anything more exciting, more romantic ... or more utterly moronic?

Every so often you have to increase your profile so you can let it lower again, like a balloon.

An old-shoe lover loves loving old shoes.