If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.

People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.

My definition of beauty is simplicity, elegance, and sensuality. I think that when a woman is in harmony with herself and remains true to her values, she will glow naturally.

Just be you. I've learned the hard way and in the end, some people are just so full of hate that no matter what you say or do, they'll always have something to say.

Quiet, ” she hissed at me, her voice shockingly aggressive for such a small person. “Otherwise, I’ll shut you up myself.

You have to work on it. You have to meditate on God’s Word, which itself will change you and transform you into the image and character of God.

Veterans Day is an acknowledgment that those willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for our country - and their families - deserve our admiration and respect today and every day.

Brains are not everything.

Even a paranoid can have enemies.

You program music with an image and then people are desensitized.

If I feel strongly, I say it. I know I can do more good by being vocal than by staying quiet. I'd have a whole lot more money if I lied, but I wouldn't enjoy spending it.

Whatever insults my state insults me.

Everybody says your mind is the most important thing about your body. Your mind and your body. You keep both busy, and by God you'll be here a long time.

Facts sometimes have a strange and bizarre power that makes their inherent truth seem unbelievable.