If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

If you're jealous of someone else it simply means you have not come to a true acceptance and appreciation of yourself.

Red lips are not so red as the stained stones kissed by the English dead.

Mental anguish always results from the avoidance of legitimate suffering.

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character.

But that's not what an actor does. An actor finds things in the moment with a director and other actors that you don't have time to hand-draw or animate with a computer.

I know that lack of contact creates more lack of contact, and contact creates more contact, or at least an ability to talk to with each other.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

I think my dad is a lot cooler than other dads. He still acts like he's still 17.

It was the year of the Beatles, it was the year of the Stones, it was 1964.

David Pietrusza has a gift for making the past both real and dramatically gripping.