If you're dumb enough to make me talk I'm smart enough to speak.

When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated.

You’re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid.

The longer you wait, the more the jump rope becomes a big steel cable.

If I don't have fun, it's my own damn fault.

Symmetry looks good to us; we want more of it.

My spirit is joyful, and I love my higher self. I am my higher self.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

Fichte would identify all states of our minds with states of our body - perhaps not merely of our brain, but the whole body as an acting organism.

To do something that you feel in your heart that's great, you need to make a lot of mistakes. Anything that's successful is a series of mistakes.

Doctors, by God; washing their hands, looking out windows, fiddling with dreadful things while you are stretched out on a table or half undressed on a chair.

To be a citizen in a democracy, a human being must be given a healthy start.

Oh, the self-importance of fading stars. Never mind, they will be black holes one day.

I told Pattie that last night I dreamt that we had a press conference and nobody showed up. I am overwhelmed that so many of you are here.

Bring me an order of escargots, but hold the slugs.

Football, fraternities and fun have no place in the university. They were introduced only to entertain those who shouldn't be in the university.