If you're going to be a sexual predator, be a Democrat.

Spontaneous combustion of grassroots politics is the future.

Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view.

As Bob Dole found out, you can't keep a positive image while being your party's mouthpiece in Congress. That's why no legislative leader since James Madison has ever been elected president.

Democrats are not about to nominate anyone who backs the tax cut, and Americans are not going to elect anyone who favors a tax increase.

I didn't do what they said I did. I may have done enough so that I don't know if I can prove my innocence.

More and more, the Democrats are not merely inconsistent, wrong and/or misguided - they are the worst of all possible things you can be in Washington: irrelevant.

Take whatever position you want, but do take a position, because once you do, ample money awaits you on either side.

Washington is a mean town where human sacrifice has been raised to an art form.

The Darwinian adaptive trait of our time is the ability to figure out when we are being lied to on television.

Spin is overrated. It is strategy, not spin, that wins elections.

It was her laughter that made me love her. Her shy inappropriate madness is what made her beautiful.

I'd always thought I was pretty healthy and I always thought I had worked hard in the gym and it turns out that what I thought was hard, in Catwoman's world, is actually light to moderate.

Fashion changes, Style remains

Even a fool can deceive a man - if he be a bigger fool than himself.

You can go far on hard work and big dreams, often a hell of a lot farther - and faster - than people with more education and experience.

We have modified our environment so radically that we must now modify ourselves to exist in this new environment.

So you see, Good and Evil have the same face; it all depends on when they cross the path of each individual human being.

I don't believe I ever saw an Oklahoman who wouldn't fight at the drop of a hat - and frequently drop the hat himself.

Can any praise be worthy of the Lord's majesty?

Had we not loved ourselves at all, we could never have been obliged to love anything. So that self-love is the basis of all love.