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Lenny Bruce Quotes: If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!
         

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!


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I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.



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