If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Not your eyes but the capacity of your mind determines how well you see the things happening around you!

There is nothing as sincere as a mother's kiss.

Nothing is more singular about this generation than its addiction to music.

Away from God and gods did this will lure me: what would there be to create if gods existed?

I suppose I get a lot of questions about Tiger. But Tiger Woods is a tremendous talent. He plays well. He has a great work ethic. He's probably as talented of a golfer as anyone who's ever played.

The "Dazed" fans are the best! "Dazed" fans never even want an autograph or nothin'.

REAL fellowship is being as committed to each other as we are to Jesus Christ.

Perhaps the place to start looking for a credibility gap is not in the offices of the Government in Washington but in the studios of the networks in New York!

I'm really interested in revamping the Supernatural contest, so I'm going to put a lot of effort and energy into that going forward.

My chief joy is to photograph the great in heart, in mind, and in spirit, whether they be famous or humble.