If you're happy, you've got the Lord on your side.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

For me, singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness.

Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.

Again its time to pray for peace.

If you want to succeed in life...you must pick 3 bones to carry with you at all times: a wish bone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

It's very important to surround yourself with people you can learn from.

Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.

It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.

Life's supposed to be about making the path a little gentler for those traveling behind you.

Make sure you're always giving, way more than you're taking

A soul of terror’d mind, shall never find thy rest. For cruelty comes with a sacrifice – one in which beholds as a hate of oneself.

Life is as sad as a glass of grenadine.' ... It’s almost that. It is sad. But, at the same time, how a glass of grenadine sparkles!

It’s adult swim time and I’m diving in here at the shallow end.

...it's easier to hold to your principles 100% of the time than it is to hold to them 98% of the time.

If you could runne, as you drinke, you might catch a hare.

I personally believe that the writing of personal and family histories will do more to turn the hearts of the children to the fathers and the fathers to children than almost anything we can do

It is better to be famous than notorious, but better to be notorious than obscure.

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

The more I reflect and look back on the past, the more vividly do I feel my limitations.

No one is qualified to converse in public except those contented to do without such conversation.