If you're in bed and can't smell the bacon frying in the kitchen - you're rich.

He's so dumb he couldn't find his way out of a birth canal.

There is an animal joy to being young that you can only appreciate when you are old.

Marry your friend, and you will be reasonably happy. Marry your lover, and you will be abundantly happy. Marry your soulmate, and you will be infinitely happy.

He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

Society has seldom considered the vicarious effects of domestic violence between partners on the lives of children.

He is greatest whose strength carries up the most hearts by the attraction of his own.

There is not a grain of dust, not an atom that can become nothing, yet man believes that death is the annhilation of his being.

What we do on some great occasion will probably depend on what we already are; and what we are will be the result of previous years of self-discipline.

The soil is actually the greatest technology we have for adapting to climate change. And I feel it's our generation's duty to build it back up.

Skinny is only one body type.

God doesn't want to give Israel a king, because God knows, being the rather observant deity God is, that the Israelites will become like all other nations: they will worship their king and not God.

That which is good for all and any one, For whomsoever- that is good for me. . . What I hold good for self, I should for all. Only Law Universal is true law.