If you're in my shoes, and your goal is to leave people with the biggest possible smile on their face, then doing the meet-and-greet afterwards makes sense.

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

Shut your role and know your mouth.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

Every event in one’s life has a lesson to teach. The thoughtful imbibe the lesson and forget the incident. The thoughtless forget the lesson but keep thinking about the event.

The more real you get the more unreal the world gets.

Next time, can you ask him to bring cookies? I don't like to put up with that level of insane unless there's some kind of high-calorie compensation.

The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

When you grow up on a dairy farm, cows don't take a day off. So you work every day and my dad always said, 'No one can outwork you.'

There is no one so lonely than a man who loves only himself.

Intent is what sends a shaman through a wall, through space, to infinity.

A man can fall many times in life, but he's never a failure until he refuses to get back up.

Aphorisms are the true form of the universal philosophy.