If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.

I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does.

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.

Normalness leads to sadness.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you.

Marriage is just a piece of paper if it's not a happy one.

You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

A million coincidences had to occur in order for you to exist

We are all products of the failures of the people who raised us.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born

Whoever does not regard what he has as most ample wealth is unhappy though he is master of the world.

Legend remains victorious in spite of history.

In art, one does not aim for simplicity; one achieves it unintentionally as one gets closer to the real meaning of things.

The Bible teaches that God owns the world. He distributes to every man according to His own good pleasure, conformably to general laws.

I say, look at the melons on that lass,” Ian exclaimed, his gaze now on the TV. “And hung like a stallion, he is.” “Focus, mate,” Spade muttered.

Don't be insecure, if your heart is pure

Down on the West Coast I get this feeling like it all could happen.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.