If you're just really loud, people just want - will give you what you want just to get you to shut up.

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.

I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.

I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.

My father and I were really like a team. I mean, he was very supportive. He'd come to every single one of my live shows.

I've had a lot of arguments with people, but it's never really gotten physical.

I'm not a big reality show fan, because I just think it's too fake.

Hotmail just picked up 12 new episodes of 'Judging Amy'.

Difficult People? I don't really know. I don't have those metrics.

The longings of the human heart are changeable and elusive. The good fortune we enjoy today may not be appreciated until it has been taken away and we have to fight and try to get it back (p.132)

Always drink upstream from the herd.

An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.

You and your brand are as good as the value you bring to the marketplace

The mind is either at war with God or it is being renewed. There is no middle ground.

Every season can be allergy season, depending on what you're allergic to.

I'm not here now. This isn't happening. You're just visiting a dream of mine.

People are hungry for God. What [a] terrible meeting [it] would be with our neighbour if we give them only ourselves.

At least we should learn to understand our fellow beings, for we are powerless to stop their misery, their ignominy, their suffering, their weakness, and their death.

Earmarks are supposed to be bad. But they don't increase spending.