If you're making a time capsule you have to throw my album in there.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

Even when people capitalize my name, I don't freak out, even though that would not be my choice.

Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.

Right after 'Desperate' sold to China, we were the most watched show around the world at the time. That's really something great to be a part of.

Photography is the art of not pushing the button.

There's a sense of humor within the Australian culture that prevails when one is in a rather difficult situation.

National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.

who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?

Well, I couldn't spell my name until I was eight - my second name. I was so dyslexic. Max I could do. Irons, nope.

God wants to help you find your way home.