If you're my bestfriend I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

I wanted a library like this...[] A cave of words that I'd made myself.

the word dyting is not synonymous with the word useless

Prayer honors God acknowledges His being exalts His power adores His providence secures His aid.

The less government interferes with private pursuits, the better for general prosperity.

Real smarts begin when you quit quoting other people.

What really raises one's indignation against suffering is not suffering intrinsically, but the senselessness of suffering

In chess there is a world of intellectual values.

Joe Mauer's the real deal. He is absolutely wonderful. Not only is he a great player, but he's a great human being. He's the kind of guy you'd like to see be your son.

Human beings are 70% water and with some the rest is colagen

Prose writers are interested mostly in life and commas.