If you're not a target, you're a failure.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them

My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith.

One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

Once you start a war, you have to win.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

The more we read, the more we discover.

You are not a burden, an accident, or a mistake. You are meant for amazing things that you can't even imagine for yourself.

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me.

Today there's a change of guards in Denmark.

To inherit property is not to be born - it is to be still-born, rather.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

I don't think I've shied away from anybody. I'm not scared. I respect hitters, but I'm not afraid.

I don't think we live in a particularly equal society.

When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.