If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Prayer is pouring your heart to the one you love.

Remember that whatsoever you desire, God is the most dependable provider.

Abundant grace, amazing life.

Say what you want but you NEVER say it with violence!

I don't think Bollywood is only mindless cinema, but a lot of films they churn out are not films that I completely enjoy watching.

A diverse and lively collection, the highest art of the interview.

Whenever fortune wishes to joke, she lifts people from what is humble to the highest extremity of affairs.

A horrible night might be hidden in a beautiful morning!

If you wish to find Love, don't look for the object of love but rather for the source of love. There you will find the Beloved.

[Imagination] must be visited constantly, or else it begins to become restless and emit strange bellows at embarrassing moments; ignoring it only makes it grow larger and noisier.