If you're not booked, you're not any good!

You are not paid to work hard. In fact, you are not paid for effort at all. You are paid for results. It's not what you do; it's what you get done.

Every single person on the planet is rewarded for one thing and one thing only, and that is for serving other people. The more you serve others, the higher your reward.

Discover your uniqueness and learn to exploit it in the service of others, and you are guaranteed success, happiness, and prosperity.

Your thoughts, your words, and your actions created the life you are living. You create your results—no one else.

Dreams don't come true. Plans come true!

Everything in your life gets better when you get better, and nothing is ever going to get better until you get better.

Stress comes from knowing what is right and doing what is wrong

Don’t measure busywork. Don’t measure activity. Measure accomplishment. It doesn’t matter what people do as much as it matters what they get done.

Do what you say you are going to do, when you say you are going to do it, in the way you said you were going to do it.

If it's a good idea, do it today. Not tomorrow. A good idea rarely gets better over time.

You deserve to be the person you were meant to be.

It takes courage, motivation, discipline, and persistence to get out of comfort zone.

Human beings, to me, are rather like electrical appliances that need to be charged regularly, and prayer is a way of plugging into that charge.

When you're in the States and you're a writer and you've got money and you walk into a bank, you're a bum with money.

My work is always more emotional than I am. My characters say things to each other that I get accused of not being able to say to my girlfriend.

FLYING DOWN SUNSET SMOKING CRACK TRANSVESTITE IN THE FRONT EDDI MURPHY IN THE BACK MOP HAD ME GRINDY AND GRIDDY MARILYN MANSON, I DYED MY HAIR BLUE AND GREW SOME TITTIES

Will you carry the words of love with you?

Has my tale turned you speechless? Come, curse me or kiss me or call me a liar. Something.

Technology celebrates connectedness, but encourages retreat.

Once I was chased by the king of all scorpions. I have the most notorious animal stories.