If you're not failing you're not trying anything.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

It’s supernatural, hard to explain it any further.

And I'm not an actress. I don't think I am an actress. I think I've created a brand and a business.

The writer cannot expect to be excused from the task of reeducation and regeneration that must be done. In fact, he should march right in front.

Above all, try something

Freedom is the direction of history, because freedom is the permanent hope of humanity.

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

A president either is constantly on top of events or, if he hesitates, events will soon be on top of him. I never felt that I could let up for a moment.

Go out into the world and run straight at whatever you fear the most.

Whenever a church does anything for its own group, it has that right.

I wondered what I thought I was burying.