If you're not hot I don't care about you.

This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

I want a million dollars a year for illegally having my mind read and privacy stolen.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

I like jewellery because it's forever. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten and lingerie wears out in the wash. Plus, the girl is reminded of you every time she wears it. It's a wise move.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.

I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.

A simple social engineering hack might involve leaving a thumb drive on the pavement close to the driver's door of a car.

Up with the sun. Gone with the wind.

Everything ends with flowers.

Lust is a captivity of the reason and an enraging of the passions. It hinders business and distracts counsel. It sins against the body and weakens the soul.

I’d rather somebody hate what I do than be indifferent to it.

I also played two years of high school football but I wasn't very, how shall I say it, talented.

The best fertilizer for a piece of land is the footprints of its owner.

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

Consumers desiring a better world have already achieved some successes in this regard, helping to transform several industries from the ground up.

Advantage comes not from the spectacular or the technical. Advantage comes from a persistent seeking of the mundane edge.