If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Friends who love us know that motherhood is about transitioning--and adjusting, constantly, to those changes. We must become masters of change because that is what life demands of us.

When you just have a torch and horror around you... then turn off the torch.

Don't strive for perfection, just do your best. Everything in life is ever revolving to be perfect.

Carry the confidence.

A typical smart phone has more computing power than Apollo 11 when it landed a man on the moon.

Well, perhaps; but I begin to think there are better things than being comfortable.

I know firsthand how agonizing waiting can be.

If you can pick up a ground ball you'll play for any team you want.

The Longs event was the first LPGA event that I played in 8 years ago

A nice pop star would do you nice on one of those deserted islands.