If you're playing the bad guy, you have to find what you like about them.

If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. While it's okay to believe in a man who turned water into wine, and walked on water

I have a three-piece suit. I’m an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I’m probably the killer.

I think the meaning of life is life itself. We don't necessarily want to know what it is, but we want to live it. Hopefully, we'll go out fast without knowing it.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

One thing I can say about the French language is that no one in the world loves their language as much as they do.

Machiavelli had some cold tricks for people who wanted to be demagogues and wanted to take over the world.

Actors are very good at not revealing anything, so they're safe.

I'm terrified about psychic people who have their little shops.

I choose work with the people I like to work with.

I dont wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. Thats basically what I smell like.

Let your intimate friends be chosen from such as are better informed than yourself.

To be content with little is difficult to be content with much impossible.

I can't think of any other job in journalism where the newsmakers come to you.

Happy and fortunate indeed would this nation be, nay, completely blessed, if it had good prelates and pastors, and but one prince, and that prince a good one.

The stand up, everything was accidental. I never grew up and was the class clown and had to get the attention. It was - it really is, I have a career despite myself.

I love short trips to New York; to me it is the finest three-day town on earth.

The mountains are fountains not only of rivers and fertile soil, but of men.

Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know.

There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.

Whoso is full of sacred (religious, moral, humane) love loves only the spook, the "true man," and persecutes with dull mercilessness the individual, the real man.