If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Procreation annihilates eternity.

I think that the habit of gloomy poetry is very funny. It’s like a special competition in losing.

Opportunities are visible to those who are looking for them

Time will come and riding horses will be seen by the whole society as a severe animal rights violation!

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.

A lot of problems we are facing, essentially, man made problem. Own creation. Not due to lack of intelligence.

In radio, they say, nothing happens until the announcer says it happens.

Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous impatience.

France has usually been governed by prostitutes

You are alone with everything you love.