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The aura of uninvincibility has gone, if there is such a word.

Not many players get three cracks of the cherry.

There's a certain amount of one-way shirt swapping going on.

I'm trying to get some building work done at the moment, quite seriously. Be careful.

Lampard's not the first player to run to the crowd with lips over his mouth.

Living in Cuba made me unafraid of whatever could happen to me.

Dreams are all I have ever truly owned.

With wealth, I can do pretty much what I want. But you've got to provide a good example because you have a lot of people that look up to you now.

One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.

The shortest distance between two points is your mind. It's not a straight line.

Modern man is educated to understand foreign languages and misunderstand foreigners.

What I propose, therefore, is very simple: it is nothing more than to think what we are doing

So many things have happened to me in my life that I could be phobic about.

What you don’t know keeps you poor.

Beauty's a doubtful good, a glass, a flower, Lost, faded, broken, dead within an hour; And beauty, blemish'd once, for ever's lost, In spite of physic, painting, pain, and cost.