If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

Put in the time, learn something new, challenge your perception and know that a setback is an opportunity in hindsight

The gift of the Sabbath must be treasured. Blessed are you who honour this day.

Most of all, perhaps, we need an intimate knowledge of the past. Not that the past has anything magical about it, but we cannot study the future.

My lowest days as a Christian have been more fulfilling and rewarding than all the days of glory in the White House.

One must fight to get to the top, especially if one starts at the bottom.

I am totally superficial, I know. But I believe superficiality can be very serious, a defense against the gravity of things, a manner of discretion.

I studied painting, sculpture and video in both undergrad and grad school, but I've always been more interested in music and I've always admired music that can evoke a cinematic experience.

As an actor, your motives and your own crazy psyche is really all you're responsible for in the movie.

I feel that if I can show my demise artistically to the public, I can somehow cure my own legend.