If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally and if something blocks one route, find another. Never give up.

If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find another. Never give up.

You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy! Now, goddamnit, show me your war shimmy!

Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent.

I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.

My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so we never really needed to kill anything.

Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.

Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.

I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.

The simplest way to learn business is to study your competition and improve what they are offering.

Pet stores just sell their animals.

The music industry's very laid back while I'm very, very aggressive.

I was a psychology major. I think that definitely helps in general life; I enjoy trying to figure out why people are the way they are.

There is not many tenors in the male category and that makes me stick out.

I have not watched the TV show. I do not generally watch TV sci-fi drama shows. They make me itch.

I was trying to find a new home in the world.

At a certain point the audience shouldn't worry about catching every word and understanding every twist and turn, because at a certain point that's pretty much impossible.

I do not quote from the scriptures; I simply see what I see.

They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth.